{"id":452,"date":"2014-09-01T20:51:09","date_gmt":"2014-09-02T03:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smartasheck.com\/?p=452"},"modified":"2014-09-01T20:51:09","modified_gmt":"2014-09-02T03:51:09","slug":"bloody-freaking-mary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/?p=452","title":{"rendered":"Bloody-freaking-Mary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m alone right now, and I don&#8217;t know when this will happen again, so I&#8217;m going to write!<\/p>\n<p>Joe and I made Bloody Marys on Saturday. We had a bottle of tomato juice, and found a recipe online that sounded good. You can check it out here: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.formerchef.com\/2009\/12\/31\/kick-ass-homemade-bloody-mary-mix\/\">Kick-Ass Homemade Bloody Mary mix. \u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, I can&#8217;t leave a recipe alone. Especially when it\u00a0shows a picture of one pepper sauce (Cholula in this case,) and recommends another brand\u00a0&#8220;or one like it.&#8221; \u00a0You are practically being asked by the recipe creator to be creative yourself.<\/p>\n<p>Here, I&#8217;ll just show you their ingredients:<\/p>\n<p>3 Tbsp dijon mustard<br \/>\n3 Tbsp worchestershire sauce<br \/>\n2 Tbsp prepared horseradish<br \/>\n2 Tbsp hot sauce (like Tabasco)<br \/>\n2.5 oz lemon juice (about 2 lemons)<br \/>\n1.5 oz lime juice (about 2 limes)<br \/>\n2 Tbsp olive brine<br \/>\n1 tsp celery seed<br \/>\n2 tsp fresh ground black pepper<br \/>\n2 tsp kosher or sea salt<\/p>\n<p>64 oz tomato vegetable juice<\/p>\n<p>We mixed up these ingredients, but instead of a sauce &#8220;like&#8221; Tobasco, we used Chiu Chow Chile Oil.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/image1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-460\" src=\"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/image1-300x224.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/image1-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/image1-1024x764.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t say enough about how incredibly tasty this stuff is. \u00a0It&#8217;s basically red chile flakes, fried garlic, and salt mixed in oil. It sounds like &#8220;ehhh&#8221; but it tastes like &#8220;KAPOW!!!!&#8221; I wanted to add even more than three tablespoons to the mix, but held myself back at Joe&#8217;s urging. (Look for Chiu Chow at an Asian supermarket. Buy more than one jar.)<\/p>\n<p>We also mixed the ingredients in a container separate from the tomato juice, opting to combine an ounce of &#8220;mix&#8221; with 6 ounces of tomato juice and one ounce of vodka, as needed. I am so glad we didn&#8217;t mix everything together because I didn&#8217;t like this combo so much. It was too sweet for me. I even checked the tomato juice label to see if there was added sugar. Nope, just tomato juice and water. I added more salt and lime and olive juice, but I couldn&#8217;t find the right balance with the sweetness of the tomato juice. I still drank the bloody thing, and even with the crispy slice of peppered bacon and giant green olives that Joe stuck in it, I was a little bit disappointed. We were having Bloody Marys instead of dinner, you see.<\/p>\n<p>But the bacon is an awesome idea.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, I bought some V8 Juice. And that, my friends, is the key. It was the perfect combination of salty, briny, spicy (but not too spicy), and tart. Perrrrrrrfection.<\/p>\n<p>There you have it. If you like your Bloody Marys a little bit sweet, use tomato juice. If you like it without the sweetness, use V8. An ounce of the above mix + 6 to 8 ounces of tomato juice or V8 + an ounce of vodka. Or no vodka. It&#8217;s still good.<\/p>\n<p>You are welcome!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m alone right now, and I don&#8217;t know when this will happen again, so I&#8217;m going to write! Joe and I made Bloody Marys on Saturday. We had a bottle of tomato juice, and found a recipe online that sounded good. You can check it out here: Kick-Ass Homemade Bloody Mary mix. \u00a0 Of course, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/?p=452\" class=\"more-link\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bloody-freaking-Mary&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":459,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[59],"tags":[69,67,70,68],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"wbAuthor":{"name":"Tina DeSoto","link":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/?author=1"},"wbDate":"Sep 1, 2014","wbCategories":{"space":"<a href=\"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/?cat=59\" rel=\"category\">Inside the House<\/a>","coma":"<a href=\"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/?cat=59\" rel=\"category\">Inside the House<\/a>"},"wbComment":3,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/image.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4IwZW-7i","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":463,"href":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions\/463"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/smartasheck.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}